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Floating Travel Humidifier
Multitasky - California -  $30

Young gal's flower headband

Our gals want...

  • a humidifier small enough for her purse that she can take anywhere.
  • function with a girly look. (Just recharge it and drop it in any glass or bowl of water.)

Our gals don't want...

  • a bulky, noisy, hospital-looking humdifier.
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100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Wristband Ring/Key Holder
Bandits - Illinois - $30+

Women wearing colorful wristband ring holders with hidden zippered pockets.

Our gals want...

  • a safe place for her rings and keys during any activities.
  • a cute bracelet/wristband with a hidden zippered pocket.

Our gals don't want...

  • to leave her special possessions laying around in a bag somewhere. (She wants to keep these on her body, so she knows they're okay.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and we earn nothing from this field report.

Knick-Knacks
Kikkerland Design - New York -  $5+

Disco lights and a fake grass pen holder.

Our gals want...

  • to be surprised with all sorts of stocking stuffers on Christmas Day.
  • some oddball "just because" gifts now and then.

Our gals don't want...

  • to find a half empty stocking on Christmas morning. (Fill it to the brim with a variety of mini gifts.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Soft Drawstring Pouch
Thread & Whisk - Oregon - $35+

Soft linen drawstring pouches shaped like flowers.

Our gals want...

  • a sweetly shaped pouch (like a flower) in which to put a few of her lovely things.
  • a drawstring bag (made of linen) with a delicate feel.

Our gals don't want...

  • all of her possessions to be stored in hard-sided cases.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and we earn nothing from this field report.

Lounging Shoes
Crocs - California -  $25+

Women wearing colorful, waterproof, and fashionable lounging shoes.

Our gals want...

  • shoes with style and color that pop with her outfit.
  • comfortable treads she can wear around the home just as well as out around town. (They're also waterproof for wearing around the pool.)

Our gals don't want...

  • boring shoes. (Every gal wants a piece of this world famous brand.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Custom Molded AirPod Earpieces
Decibullz - Colorado - $20+

Women wearing custom molded earbuds.

Our gals want...

  • AirPods/EarPods that are custom molded for her ears. (Just place these in hot water, and then in your ears to shape them perfectly.)
  • other custom fitted hearing protectors and headphones to provide her with either silence or her music during naps, travel, and workouts.

Our gals don't want...

  • uncomfortable earpieces of any type. (Hard plastic earbuds are made in one universal size that's designed to fit the average person...which means that for most people, they're not an exact match.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Bath Bombs, Soaps, and More
Nectar Bath Treats - Nevada -  $15+

Food shaped bath bombs and soaps.

Our gals want...

  • cute looking sweet-themed soaps. (Nearly everything from this place is made to look like a treat...like cupcakes, ice cream, milkshakes, donuts, and more.)
  • to kick up the funin her baths with some color and tasty scents. (Check out their gift sets.)

Our gals don't want...

  • to share your months-old olive drab block of soap in the corner of the shower.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Beanies and Mittens
Love Your Melon - Minnesota - $25+

Women wearing beanies and mittens.

Our gals want...

  • the cutest possible piece of headwear, because it's the most visible part of her outfit.
  • clothing with a mission. (Half of this company's profits go toward fighting pediatric cancer.)

Our gals don't want...

  • the gift of mittens if she's not already a mittens kind of gal. (Check on this before buying her a pair.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Accordion Lamp
Multitasky - California -  $40

Cute accordion collapsible light for women.

Our gals want...

  • a cute little light that's made for a gal.
  • a light she can stand up, carry around, or hang wherever she wants.

Our gals don't want...

  • black anodized tactical flashlights. (This light's job is as much about looking sweet and girly as it is to illuminate.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Box Of Notes And Photos
NoteCube - Australia - $90+

Woman looking at personal messages and photos in a custom box.

Our gals want...

  • a box full of your personal messages and photos. (She'll also get an online version she can access for a year.)
  • to see that these memories are as important to you as they are to her. (Spring for the custom box with your names or a personal note engraved on top.)

Our gals don't want...

  • a whole box of pre-written messages. (Easy mode...Start with the pre-written notes provided on the website, and then lightly edit each one to personalize them. Expert mode...start from scratch and compose all of your own messages.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and we earn nothing from this field report.

Zodiac Affirmation Cards/Books
Affirmicious $25+

Zodiac astrology cards and book with 100 affirmations.

Our gals want...

  • short affirmations written specifically for her zodiac sign.
  • pretty looking cards to place around her home or work.

Our gals don't want...

  • ominous predictions about her day. (These are full of positive advice to help gals feel good.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Edible Flower Garden
Haven Well Within - Massachusetts - $50

Edible flowers gift box.

Our gals want...

  • flowers she can easily grow without having to deal with an entire garden.
  • unique, edible flowers she can add to her desserts.

Our gals don't want...

  • a garden full of dull vegetables.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Snarky Subscription Box
Smart*ss & Sass - Nebraska -  $40+

Woman with subscription boxes.

Our gals want...

  • stuff that'll make her laugh.
  • a little mystery to look forward to each month...especially since it's from you.

Our gals don't want...

  • one of those common subscription boxes full of boring stuff that she'll just end up giving away. (Subscription boxes are hugely popular with gals, but this one stands out.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Custom T-Shirts and Tops
Tees2UrDoor - Texas - $10+

Women wearing printed t-shirts.

Our gals want...

  • custom t-shirts with style. (They've got a bunch of classy tops too.)
  • shirts for specific roles/occasions. (Moms, teachers, nurses, seasons, holidays, patriotism, and school sports teams.)

Our gals don't want...

  • a bland closet full of just solid-color shirts.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Semi-Permanent Tattoos
Momentary Ink - Pennsylvania -  $10+

Women, father, and son with temporary tattoos.

Our gals want...

  • a temporary adornment for a special occasion. (They offer both pre-made and custom tattoos.)
  • the experience of the two of you, or the whole family, getting pseudo tattoos. (Warning: Getting these may spark the idea in her of getting actual ink later on, so use your best judgement if that's not what you're going for.)

Our gals don't want...

  • life-long tattoos commemorating every little thing that happens. (We recommend the "semi-permanent" tattoos which last up to a couple weeks or more. The "temporary" tattoos last a few days and require that you be more careful with them.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Figurine Couples
Precious Moments - Missouri - $70+

Figurine couples.

Our gals want...

  • a cute figurine couple that represents the two of you. (Pick one that somehow connects to your relationship.)
  • something from a classic line of art. (These came out in the 1970s.)

Our gals don't want...

  • an overwhelming collection. (One figurine is perfect for most gals.. If your gal however is the type who would like to collect more of these, she'll let you know.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Book of Dates/Challenges
The Adventure Challenge - California - $50

Couples using a book for dates on an amusement park swing and at home.

Our gals want...

  • a little mystery/surprise to look forward to once in a while.
  • to know that you're dedicated to trying new things and spending time with her.

Our gals don't want...

  • a relationship to go stale. Enough said.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Your Personal Story Book
LoveBook - Michigan - $50

Personal story books.

Our gals want...

  • the feeling that your story together is worthy of publishing.
  • to know that you spent the time to personalize every page with bitmojis and text. (You won't have to upload anything, and you can get the job done in about 30-60 minutes.)

Our gals don't want...

  • a bunch of spelling errors in her special book. (You're on a computer/phone, so spellcheck what you're typing when you personalize it.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Comfy Pajamas
Pajamania - Ohio - $20+

Women wearing comfortable pajamas.

Our gals want...

  • comfortable fabrics for warm and cold weather.
  • a collection of delicate designs and prints. (You can also find higher-end pajamas in our "pricey gifts" category.)

Our gals don't want...

  • to settle for old, worn out sweatpants and t-shirts.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Fashionable Backpack
Steve Madden - New York - $50

Woman wearing fashionable backpack.

Our gals want...

  • a backpack sized right for her small laptop and stuff.
  • a famously cute brand. (Steve Madden has been huge in fashion for decades.)

Our gals don't want...

  • an undersized backpack that looks like a boring school bag.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Pro Team and College Gear
Fanatics - Florida - $40+

Couples wearing sports beanies, jackets, and sweaters for college and professional teams.

Our gals want...

  • to show some pride in her team/school. (You can search for her college at the Fanatics site. They have apparel for a lot of schools in stock.)
  • a variety of tops for warm and cold weather.

Our gals don't want...

  • to feel left out when everyone else around her is geared up for a game.
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100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Sand-Free Picnic/Beach Mat
CGear - Australia - $35+

Women laying on sand-free picnic/beach mats.

Our gals want...

  • a large mat that rolls up and snaps shut with its own carry handle.
  • a double layer design that lets sand fall right through, without coming back up.

Our gals don't want...

  • to relax on an oversized bathroom towel (wet, cold, and full of sand/dirt).
  • to know that you used our 10% off code: CGEAR10
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100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Bunny Tops for Young Gals
Psycho Bunny - New York - $50+

Young women wearing bunny t-shirts and sweaters.

Our gals want...

  • casual shirts with style.
  • clothing made for young gals. (Our army of gals recommends these tops for gals in their 20s or younger.)

Our gals don't want...

  • to receive a luxurious outfit from you. (Gals are picky about fancy clothes, so stick to casual items.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Cupcake Tops for Young Gals
Johnny Cupcakes - Massachusetts - $30+

Young women wearing cupcake t-shirts and hoodies.

Our gals want...

  • themed tops designed for everyday occasions. (These come in a variety of characters and themes.)
  • clothing made for young gals. (Our army of gals recommends these tops for gals in their 20s or younger.)

Our gals don't want...

  • you to pick out their expensive outfits for going out. (It's extremely hard to select something with all the right details that she'll actually like.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and we earn nothing from this field report.

Fun Sized Characters
Pop In A Box - United Kingdom -  $5+

Harley Quinn and Phoebe Buffay figurines.

Our gals want...

  • her favorite characters she can place on a shelf or attach to her keychain (like the two above from "Friends" and "Suicide Squad").
  • more than just superheroes. (They have lots of characters from old TV shows and some modeled after actual people.)

Our gals don't want...

  • giant sized dolls. (These are just small enough to add a cute touch to any space she chooses.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Classic Figurines
The Bradford Exchange - Illinois - $50+

Decorative figurines.

Our gals want...

  • a classic figurine to decorate her home. (This company features collections by Precious Moments and Thomas Kinkade.)
  • a daily reminder of how you feel about her. (These are more for your mother, your sister, and possibly your wife.)

Our gals don't want...

  • an old-time figurine if that's not her style. (You can't force this classic look on a gal. Make sure she already has a few pieces like these before going this route.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Portable Makeup Lights
Leopara - California - $80

Woman using portable makeup lights on mirror and in travel cases.

Our gals want...

  • makeup lights that pack small enough to fit in a purse...tucked into a girly looking case.
  • 360 degree lighting that mounts on any mirror.

Our gals don't want...

  • more cords to deal with when she's getting ready. (These are wireless.)
  • a partial lighting kit. (This kit comes with two lights or four lights. Forget the two-light version. Gals want the whole thing.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Makeup Mat
The Matte - Massachusetts - $35

Pink makeup mat covering sink.

Our gals want...

  • more counter space for all her makeup/hair tools.
  • something that folds up and packs small...for trips or just out of the way.

Our gals don't want...

  • to balance a mess of makeup/hair stuff on the edge of the sink.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and we earn nothing from this field report.

Luxury Soaps and Lotions
La Chatelaine - California - $30+

Soaps and lotions gift sets.

Our gals want...

  • fancy scents packaged beautifully.
  • a brand with lots of options to try out in the future.

Our gals don't want...

  • some wrapped-up basket of random bath junk you picked up at the mall.
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100% approved by our army of gals
and we earn nothing from this field report.

Bath Sponge and Brush
Haven Well Within - Massachusetts - $10+

Bath sponges and brushes.

Our gals want...

  • a soft natural sponge that hold lots of suds. (This one comes in two sizes. Forget the small one. Get her the larger one instead.)
  • a hand-made brush that looks as good as it feels.

Our gals don't want...

  • to soap up with any old washcloth.
  • a long-handled wooden brush where soap scum and germs can build up.
BUY THE SPONGE BUY THE BRUSH

100% approved by our army of gals
and ‚Äčour field report earns us a few bucks.

Cube Mood Lights
LOFTEK - California - $30+

Large cube lights in different colors.

Our gals want...

  • a mood light for parties, dates-at-home, or lounging around.
  • you to help her add a gal's touch to the home.

Our gals don't want...

  • a colored light bulb in a regular lamp. (Those are a dime a dozen.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Cute Little Plants
Plants - New York - $25+

Small succulent plants in animal vases, in a gift box, and shaped in a heart..

Our gals want...

  • a little plant-vase combination that screams "cute."
  • something she can nurture and grow, but without any major effort....just like these.

Our gals don't want...

  • a typical house plant in a bland looking pot.
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Character Jewelry for Young Gals
Sally Rose - New York - $30+

Custom name, initial, and Disney necklaces.

Our gals want...

  • a necklace with her name or initial.
  • jewelry with her favorite characters. (Disney, Hello Kitty, Harry Potter, and Star Wars.)

Our gals don't want...

  • an accessory designed for a different age group. (Our army of gals recommends these mostly for young gals in elementary through high school.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Necklace for Young Gals
Card Necklaces - New Jersey - $50

Necklace gift boxes with messages.

Our gals want...

  • a necklace that looks fancy (even though it's priced appropriately for a young gal).
  • a pretty case with a pre-printed message.

Our gals don't want...

  • a necklace designed for a different age group. (Our gals recommend these for girls aged elementary through high school.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and our field report earns us a few bucks.

Flower Headband for Young Gals
Like My Choice  - California -  $20+

Young woman wearing a flower headband.

Our gals want...

  • a hand-made headband that lasts. (These artificial flowers won't go rotten.)
  • something she can sort of show off at school.

Our gals don't want...

  • fancy headbands every day of the year. (Save this for holidays and special celebrations.)
  • an accessory designed for a different age group. (Our army of gals recommends these mostly for young gals in elementary through high school.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and we earn nothing from this field report.

Creative Notebook
Uglybooks - New York - $20+

Colorful ugly blank notebooks.

Our gals want...

  • large blank notebooks for writing, drawing...anything.
  • pages that pop with bold color.

Our gals don't want...

  • plain white backgrounds with borders and rules. (These have acres of space to be as creative as she wants.)
OFFICIAL SITE

100% approved by our army of gals
and we earn nothing from this field report.

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