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Flowers

Arrangement of Preserved Roses
Glam Fleur  $70+

Arrangement of preserved roses

Our gals want...

  • an elegant arrangement of roses.
  • flowers that make a statement (beyond what you can say with an ordinary bouquet).

Our gals don't want...

  • fake plastic flowers. (These roses are preserved to last for up to a year or more.)
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Bouquet of Flowers
Ode à la Rose  $80+

Bouquet of flowers

Our gals want...

  • flowers more than once a year...and sometimes "just because."
  • different bouquets for different occasions, delivered in a beautifully colored box.

Our gals don't want...

  • those "whatever was available" flowers you bought at the last minute on the way home.
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Sweets

Luxury Chocolates
Vosges Haut-Chocolat  $20+

Box of various chocolates

Our gals want...

  • chocolate arrangements with soul. (Vosges features several themed gift collections, designed with more than chocolate in mind.)
  • gift boxes with a fun vibe.

Our gals don't want...

  • candy that's been sitting on the shelf for a year. (These chocolates are all freshly made.)
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Various Chocolates
Godiva  $15+

Box of various chocolates

Our gals want...

  • a special gift box with individually decorated chocolates.
  • a variety of flavors.

Our gals don't want...

  • a regular box of chocolates from the grocery store.
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Cards

3D Pop-Up Card
Lovepop $10+

3D pop-up card

Our gals want...

  • a card that fits her style and is as memorable as her gift.
  • to show off her card to her friends.

Our gals don't want...

  • another card with a pre-written poem, where you just signed your name at the bottom.
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Chocolate Card
Sweeter Cards 
$10

Chocolate card

Our gals want...

  • something to treat her sense of taste.
  • a unique card that's plain fun.

Our gals don't want...

  • a joke card that you would buy for a guy.
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Pricey gifts

Custom Movie Poster
Nice Movie Posters  $70+

Custom movie poster

Our gals want...

  • a larger-than-life portrait of the two of you. (Especially for commemorating major events.)
  • an image that says something personal about your relationship. (They have over 100 different poster styles.)

Our gals don't want...

  • another in a long line of boring portraits.
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Smart Watch Band
Goldenerre  $60+

Smart watch band

Our gals want...

  • a watch band that wears like jewelry.
  • something to make her watch stand out from her friends' smart watches.

Our gals don't want...

  • a watch that's merely functional. (These bands have style.)
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Cheap Gifts

Book of Dates/Challenges
The Adventure Challenge  $50

Book of dates/challenges

Our gals want...

  • a little mystery/surprise to look forward to once in a while.
  • to know that you're dedicated to trying new things and spending time with her.

Our gals don't want...

  • a relationship to go stale. Enough said.
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Your Personal Story Book
LoveBook  $50

Your personal story book

Our gals want...

  • the feeling that your story together is worthy of publishing.
  • to know that you spent the time to personalize every page with bitmojis and text. (You won't have to upload anything, and you can get the job done in about 30-60 minutes.)

Our gals don't want...

  • a bunch of spelling errors in her special book. (You're on a computer/phone, so spellcheck what you're typing when you personalize it.)
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Tactics

The Wrap-Up

Read tactic #1, the wrap-up. Wrap her gift.

Wrap her gift.

Bill Shakespeare's Ghost

Read tactic #2, Bill Shakespeare's ghost. Write her a card.

Write her a card.

Johnny On The Spot

Read tactic #3, Johnny on the spot. Buy her gift early.

Buy her gift early.

It Ain't All Bubble Baths

Read tactic #4, it ain't all bubble baths. Personalize her gift.

Personalize her gift.


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